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4. Ikea won't let you retrace your steps once your in so make sure you go to the returns counter first! Man I looked like a thief breaking into that lift!

3. When your German neighbour invites you over for an informal dinner she actually means a 5 course extravaganza.

2. Check the package you are buying for signs it has already been opened and had things knicked before you buy it!

1. Soup chickens are for soup and nothing else! They taste foul!